Who wishes to give himself an abundance of expense let him equip these two things: a yacht and a woman. For nothing involves more expense, if you have begun to fit them out. Nor are these two things ever sufficiently adorned, nor is any excess of adornment enough for them.
Titus Maccius Plautus (c. 254 BC – 184 BC)
Now, where's the Gael Force catalogue...
PS And welcome Thomas Armstrong, 26th follower.